you make me angry. welcome
I need to get some things straight here. As you know, my life philosophy is formed around a preferrence of certain hot liquid and a bloke who really liked trees, well, at least he got stuck up one quite awhile during Easter once. So, I'm not in any kind of trouble when it comes to my tea, don't worry. Yesterday I even learnt from a Somalian woman how to make Lipton's Yellow Label taste nice. No, the thing is, I'm bugged by a few lines this treehugger is supposed to have said at some point. Something like, Love your enemies.
Well, that's fine as long as you don't really have any enemies. And as I never really considered myself to be a warrior like person, I never considered the fact that I might have enemies. But as it happened I started to notice a tendency to get really pissed off with people. Really, really upset. And as my love language is all about sitting down with a cup of tea in my hand and talking and listening, I have decided that the only thing left to do, is to post the following invitation... So, if you belong to any of the following cathegories of people who piss me off, please feel yourself warmly welcomed to my home for a cuppa!
- anyone who likes really simple answers of the kind: smoke them out, forbid them, throw them out, shoot them, bomb them, extinguish them.
- anyone who really believes that the problems of the world can be solved through one particular political world view. Oh, yeah, if you're a marxist, please stay a week and bring lots of tea.
- anyone who thinks that women should fight oppression through sleeping around and having many abortions
- anyone who has read a religious scripture, in particular the Bible, and understood it.
- anyone who thinks women should be able to give the shit in their kids and live their own life
- anyone who thinks that women should care about their kids while men give the shit and live their own lives
- anyone who goes to Church on Sunday and talks with a soft voice but never with their neighbour
- anyone who gets really pissed of with other people and writes argumentative articles instead of just inviting them for tea.
Welcome! email me for directions: erikka.chapman@sverige.nu
Well, that's fine as long as you don't really have any enemies. And as I never really considered myself to be a warrior like person, I never considered the fact that I might have enemies. But as it happened I started to notice a tendency to get really pissed off with people. Really, really upset. And as my love language is all about sitting down with a cup of tea in my hand and talking and listening, I have decided that the only thing left to do, is to post the following invitation... So, if you belong to any of the following cathegories of people who piss me off, please feel yourself warmly welcomed to my home for a cuppa!
- anyone who likes really simple answers of the kind: smoke them out, forbid them, throw them out, shoot them, bomb them, extinguish them.
- anyone who really believes that the problems of the world can be solved through one particular political world view. Oh, yeah, if you're a marxist, please stay a week and bring lots of tea.
- anyone who thinks that women should fight oppression through sleeping around and having many abortions
- anyone who has read a religious scripture, in particular the Bible, and understood it.
- anyone who thinks women should be able to give the shit in their kids and live their own life
- anyone who thinks that women should care about their kids while men give the shit and live their own lives
- anyone who goes to Church on Sunday and talks with a soft voice but never with their neighbour
- anyone who gets really pissed of with other people and writes argumentative articles instead of just inviting them for tea.
Welcome! email me for directions: erikka.chapman@sverige.nu
posted by wild rose pilgrim at 9:14 AM
3 Comments:
I'm a modified socialist. Can I still come? Really. Its been too long. Did you know we bought a camper van?
I'm a bigoted conservative right-wing fundamentalist Christian. Can I come?
And when are you coming to MY house for tea, my dear? (I myself prefer coffee, but the bountenance of my tea cupboard doth overflow).
Hey there. I hear you're interested in some of my ideas. I'd love to come and visit sometime. But I don't drink tea. Only citrus juice, and only from an orange coloured juicer. Hope you can accomodate me. K
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